All You Need is Love, But a Chanel Bag is a Glorious Substitute.

I watched Sex and the City the movie last night. While the credits rolled, this song by Fergie played. I had never heard it (I've been living as a prisoner of my marriage under a rock for the last couple years, so pardon me if it's popular). This is my attitude right now sans the actual buying of the stuff, since I'm absolutely positively broke. But if I weren't, this would totally be me.

Labels Not Love

Shopping for labels, shopping for love
Manolo and Louis, is all I’m thinking of
Shopping for labels, shopping for love
Manolo and Louis, is all I’m thinking of


I already know what my addiction is
I be looking for labels, I ain’t looking for love
I shop for purses while love walks out the door
Don’t cry, buy a bag and get over it
And, I’m not concerned with all them politics
Got a lot of men I know I could find another

But I know is that I’m always happy when I walk out the store, store
I guess I'm Supercalifragi-sexy, nothing to be playing with
I love him, hate him, kiss him, diss him,
Tryna walk a mile in my kicks

[Chorus:]
Love’s like a runway but which one do I love more
No emotional baggage, just big bags filled with Dior
Love’s like a runway, so what’s all the fussing for
Let’s stop chasing those boys and shop some more


I know I might come off as negative
I be looking for labels, I ain’t looking for love
But, relationships are often so hard to tame
A Prada dress has never broken my heart before
And, ballin's something that i'm fed up with
I’mma do the damn thing, watch me do the damn thing
Cause I know that my credit card will help me put out the flames

I guess i'm Supercalifragi-sexy, nothing to be playing with
I love him, hate him, kiss him, diss him
Tryna walk a mile in my kicks

[Chorus]

Gucci, Fendi, Prada versus purchasing them finer things
Men they come a dime a dozen, just give me them diamond rings
I’m into a lot of bling, Cadallic, Chanel and Coach
Fellas boast, but they can’t really handle my female approach
Buying things thats hard to say
Rocking Christian Audigier,
Manolo, or Polo, taking photos in my Cartier
So we can’t go all the way, I know you might hate it but
I’m a shop for labels while them ladies lay and wait for love

[Chorus]

Shopping for labels, shopping for love
Manolo and Louis, is all I’m thinking of
Shopping for labels, shopping for love
Manolo and Louis, is all I’m thinking of